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Cracked.com delivers again

21 April, 2008 (19:00) | Movies in General | 9 comments

I’m really starting to like this website…

Ten Scenes of Brutal Violence Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Monsters
Steve Billups is the proprietor of Gangrene Widescreen.

As H. Rider Haggard spins in his grave….

4 March, 2008 (15:10) | Movies in General | 5 comments

What’s more fun than Richard Chamberlain and Patrick Swayze put together??
 Anyone here seen this? I’m looking at you, Keith Allison!
Liz Kingsley is the insane genius behind And You Call Yourself a Scientist!

Gigantic b-movie fest in Franklin, Indiana; Sep 26-28th…

8 February, 2008 (08:35) | Movies in General | 5 comments

This doesn’t pertain to the B-Masters in particular, but it seems like the sort of info visitors here would be interested in. For those wondering how they schedule 50 moves in three days, some do run concurrently in different venues:
Franklin Indiana will be hosting the Second Annual B Movie Celebration September 26th thru 28th, [...]

Sweet!!

13 November, 2007 (03:56) | Movies in General | 19 comments

Pardon my excitement: I just found out that four - count ‘em, four - Bruce Li films have just been released here! - although for some reason, this was the one that leapt out at me….
Liz Kingsley is the insane genius behind And You Call Yourself a Scientist!

For no reason, here’s Mazovia

2 November, 2007 (21:41) | Movies in General | 16 comments

Actually, my reason is, I wanted to see if I could get the hang of this picture posting business. As for using Mazovia, well, that’s kind of a present for Keith Allison. He knows why.
Liz Kingsley is the insane genius behind And You Call Yourself a Scientist!

Paraskavedekatriaphobia

20 October, 2007 (20:54) | Movies in General | 26 comments

Well, I said in my review of Jason X that I was feeling nostalgic for Crystal Lake. That feeling has led me to take a long look back at the Friday The 13th franchise in all its gory—uh, glory. See Friday The 13th - Reconsidered, new in Etc., Etc., Etc.
Liz Kingsley is the insane genius [...]

Crap cinema, distilled: Your input please.

11 September, 2007 (21:01) | Movies in General | 10 comments

A question has come in to a member of our august body (okay, it was me) from an indie filmmaker who’s working on a spoofy genre script. He wants to take one of the hoariest SciFi Originals-style cliches and propel it to its most ridiculous extremes: “Hero Scientist and his estranged also-scientist Heroine wife [...]