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	<description>Meh.  I&#039;ve seen worse.</description>
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		<title>Bandwidth follies</title>
		<link>http://www.b-masters.com/2010/06/14/bandwidth-follies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 00:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyzard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi, all. Just a note to explain my current situation. You may remember that I dropped out of sight last month &#8211; it&#8217;s about to happen again, if it hasn&#8217;t already. I have been targeted by an Italian streaming video site (http://italia-film.com) who have hotlinked to whole bunch of my posters as the access to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi, all. Just a note to explain my current situation. You may remember that I dropped out of sight last month &#8211; it&#8217;s about to happen again, if it hasn&#8217;t already. I have been targeted by an Italian streaming video site (<a href="http://italia-film.com" class="extlink">http://italia-film.com</a>) who have hotlinked to whole bunch of my posters as the access to their videos, and they are slaughtering my bandwidth. I can&#8217;t block them directly because they&#8217;re just acting as a referral point for their visitors. However, I have put hotlink protection on everything with a &#8220;stop thief!&#8217; notice, tried to block the site&#8217;s main IP, and also replaced the chief offender, my <strong>Zombi</strong> poster, with another theft warning. I can only hope this eventually forces them to cut me off. If anyone has any other ideas about how to fight this, please let me know!</p>
<p>I may say that I am astonished to learn how many people there are in the world who evidently have nothing else to do but watch <strong>Zombi</strong>&#8230;</p>
<i>Liz Kingsley is the insane genius behind <a href="http://www.aycyas.com" class="extlink">And You Call Yourself a Scientist!</a></i>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Crowdsourcing.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 13:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan Shumate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if any of you are compulsive image hoarders like I am, but I&#8217;m hoping you&#8217;ve got enough cover archives that you can help me out.  I&#8217;m looking for good quality (300px wide or larger) poster or VHS cover scans of the following for a book project: Addicted to Murder (1995) Carnosaur (1993) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know if any of you are compulsive image hoarders like I am, but I&#8217;m hoping you&#8217;ve got enough cover archives that you can help me out.  I&#8217;m looking for good quality (300px wide or larger) poster or VHS cover scans of the following for a book project:</p>
<p><em>Addicted to Murder</em> (1995)<br />
<strike><em>Carnosaur</em> (1993)</strike><br />
<em>Cemetery of Terror</em> (1985, aka <em>Cementerio del Terror</em> &#8212; Spanish version is OK)<br />
<strike><em>Cyberzone</em> (1995)</strike><br />
<em>The Dead Pit</em> (1989) &#8212; especially the VHS cover on this one<br />
<em>Deadly Reactor</em> (1989)<br />
<em>Dragon Fury</em> (1995)<br />
<em>Free Enterprise</em> (1998)<br />
<em>Gunfighter&#8217;s Moon</em> (1995)<br />
<em>Hostile Intent</em> (1997)<br />
<em>Immortal Combat </em>(1994)<br />
<em>Invisible Mom</em> (1995)<br />
<em>Land of Doom</em> (1986)<br />
<em>The Lost World</em> (1998) &#8212; the one with Patrick Bergin<br />
<em>Nail Gun Massacre </em>(1987)<br />
<em>Necronomicon</em> (1994)<br />
<em>Rockwell</em> (1994)<br />
<em>Sci-Fighters</em> (1996)<br />
<em>Street Corner Justice</em> (1996)<br />
<strike><em>The Supernaturals</em> (1986)</strike><br />
<em>Terminal Rush</em> (1995)<br />
<em>Vice Academy</em> (1988)<br />
<em>Victim of Desire</em> (1996)<br />
<em>Warriors of the Apocalypse</em> (1986)</p>
<p>Yes, I used to own several of them, and got rid of them without taking good scans of the covers.  Serves me right.</p>
<p>I can make do with what I already have in most cases, but <em>Dragon Fury</em> is the most desperate &#8212; I&#8217;ve got (and can find) nothing but 120px images for it.</p>
<p>Either reply here, or contact me directly at nshumate@gmail.  Thanks in advance.</p>
<i>Nathan Shumate is the proprietor of <a href="http://www.coldfusionvideo.com" class="extlink">Cold Fusion Video Reviews</a> and the author of <a href="http://www.goldenageofcrap.com" class="extlink">The Golden Age of Crap</a>.</i>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a disaster!</title>
		<link>http://www.b-masters.com/2009/01/25/its-a-disaster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 03:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lyzard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friends, I need your help. While I have no qualms about &#8216;fessing up to my passion for shark films, Exorcist rip-offs and manskirts, I am just a little shame-faced about admitting to an equal passion for disaster movies, whether the man&#8217;s-hubris kind, the nature-strikes-back kind, or the transportation-out-of-control kind - and worse still, particularly for the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friends, I need your help.</p>
<p>While I have no qualms about &#8216;fessing up to my passion for shark films, <strong>Exorcist</strong> rip-offs and manskirts, I <em>am</em> just a little shame-faced about admitting to an equal passion for disaster movies, whether the man&#8217;s-hubris kind, the nature-strikes-back kind, or the transportation-out-of-control kind - and worse still, particularly for the dreadful, last-gasp-of-the-first-wave ones, like <strong>Beyond The Poseidon Adventure</strong>, <strong>When Time Ran Out</strong> and <strong>Cave-In!</strong> But so it is; and today I make good on a long-standing promise to myself, and welcome disaster movies into the <strong>AYCYAS!</strong> reviewing fold.</p>
<p>How do you define a disaster film? The line between genres can be very thin, but to my mind the answer is, <em>focus </em>and<em> attitude. </em>Thus, <strong>Airport &#8217;75</strong> is a disaster movie; <strong>Die Hard 2</strong> is not. <strong>The Poseidon Adventure</strong> is a disaster movie; <strong>Titantic</strong> is not. <strong>Earthquake</strong> is a disaster movie; <strong>San Francisco</strong> &#8211; despite having (in my opinion) the best realised film earthquake ever &#8211; is not.</p>
<p>The curious thing about the disaster movie is how long it took to find itself as a genre. After the first ever disaster movie, it was two decades before 1954&#8242;s <strong>The High And The Mighty</strong> inspired a crop of borderline, transportation-related disaster movies, <strong>Zero Hour! (1957)</strong>, <strong>The Crowded Sky (1960)</strong> and <strong>The Last Voyage (1960)</strong> among them. The disaster movie as we know it today did not come into its own until <strong>Airport</strong> which, while not in fact a disaster movie itself, was certainly the catalyst for what followed.</p>
<p>So my first question to all of you is this: what other films, before <strong>Airport</strong>, would you classify as disaster movies? What have I missed?</p>
<p>My second question is more specific, and probably (unfortunately) much harder to answer. By now, pretty much everyone is aware that <strong>Flying High! / Airplane!</strong> is a twisted remake of <strong>Zero Hour!</strong> What you may <em>not</em> know, however, is that <strong>Zero Hour!</strong> was itself the remake of a teleplay called <strong>Flight Into Danger</strong>, filmed for and broadcast on Canadian TV in 1956, and starring as the reluctant hero &#8211; <em>James Doohan</em>. Since discovering this factoid, <strong>Flight Into Danger</strong> has become one of my film-hunting Holy Grails, although sadly I have discovered no evidence that it was ever commercially available, or even that it still exists. If anyone out there has <em>any</em> information, please drop me a line!</p>
<p>And now, our feature presentation:</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.aycyas.com/deluge.htm"  target="_blank"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-906" title="d33-wave6b" src="http://www.b-masters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/d33-wave6b.jpg" alt="d33-wave6b" width="373" height="230" align="left" />DELUGE (1933)</a></strong></p>
<p>The great-granddaddy of <em>all</em> disaster movies, focussing upon a love triangle in the aftermath of a worldwide catastrophe, which climaxes with the destruction of New York City.</p>
<p>Some <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;" lang="EN-AU">clichés</span> have <em>awfully</em> deep roots&#8230;</p>
<i>Liz Kingsley is the insane genius behind <a href="http://www.aycyas.com" class="extlink">And You Call Yourself a Scientist!</a></i>]]></content:encoded>
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