About the Cabal
1000 MISSPENT HOURS AND COUNTING
“The Only Movie Review Site Website Aimed Expressly At The WRONG-Thinking!”
http://www.1000misspenthours.com/
As the mysterious El Santo says, if a particular movie played or would have played at a drive-in or an old Times Square grindhouse, you can reasonably expect a review of it to show up there.
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A SCIENTIST!
“A Mad Scientist’s Views on Other Mad Scientists.”
http://www.aycyas.com
Liz is a scientist and a woman, and examines how movies handle both.
B-NOTES emeritus member
“User’s Guides to Dubious Movies”
http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/
The Enigmatic Apostic explores films from the Iron, Silver, and Golden Age of B-Movies.
BAD MOVIE REPORT
“Face It - We Love Crap”
http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/
Dr. Freex not only dissects bad movies, he also made one. Respect his legacy of pain!
BRAINEATER
“I am a movie zombie.”
http://www.braineater.com/
One night, Will Laughlin, composer, poet, storyteller and rescuer of cute kittens, made the mistake of watching a Bruno Mattei double feature while in a drunken stupor. As Mr. Laughlin puts it, “My fate was sealed!” His misfortune is our gain.
COLD FUSION VIDEO REVIEWS
“Sci-Fi, Horror, General Whoopass”
http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/
Nathan Shumate not only turns out quality reviews on a regular basis, he also writes serialized novels, administers The B-Movie Mailing List and sundry other projects. Our theory is he doesn’t sleep.
GANGRENE WIDESCREEN
“Because even the most inept depiction of death in a film is better than no death at all”
http://www.gangrenewidescreen.com/
Robert Steven Billups presents reviews of all your least favorite horror films in a unique video format, complete with original music and narration by Grady, the undead film critic.
JABOOTU’S BAD MOVIE DIMENSION
“Devoted to the Savoring of Films at the Very Bottom of the Cinematic Bell Curve!”
http://www.jabootu.net/
Some claim to see movies that would kill mere mortals; Ken Begg actually does it. Over and over again.
OH THE HUMANITY! emeritus member
http://www.ohthehumanity.com/index.html
An inspiration and guide for us all; Rob Trevino and Alan Gallauresi’s professional lives now allow no time for the sacred task of badgering bad movies. Fellas, we hardly knew ye.
OPPOSABLE THUMB FILMS emeritus member
“All the Style, Half the Substance!”
http://www.stomptokyo.com/otf/
Joe Bannerman is not satisfied with reviewing bottom of the barrel cinematic cast-offs; he also determines how much each candidate would benefit from the cleansing stellar power of David Hasselhoff.
STOMP TOKYO
“Illuminating the Dark Heart of Video”
http://www.stomptokyo.com
Chris Holland and Scott Hamilton’s reviews reach across genres and expectations. It is also suspected they are trying to take over the Internet.
TELEPORT CITY
“Hitting You With The Whole Loaf of Kung Fu”
http://www.teleport-city.com/
Keith Allison and Scott Adams do not limit themselves to merely reviewing Euro spy thrillers, spaghetti westerns, Japanese sci-fi, and kung fu movies - their interests are all over the entertainment spectrum.
THE UNKNOWN MOVIES
“The Obscure, Unknown, and Little Shown”
http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/index.html
Ever wonder about those movies that fill the shelves in your local video store, or take up time between infomercials on late-night TV? The ones you’ve never heard of? Greywizard has, and he decided to do something about it.