This review has changed my opinion of that. I don’t care about parts III and IV, but damned if I’m not curious about II now.

In a completely unrelated note, I understand Ms. Kingsley’s homeland is under threat from a giant iceberg that may very well break into a swarm of smaller icebergs to attack the mainland. It’s like the advent of Legion all over again, albeit with frozen water rather than alien buggies.

Is this why she’s been so quiet lately? Have the authorities asked for her help to combat this menace approaching their shores?

Or, perhaps, is the answer more sinister?

I know where my money is, but I won’t have proof until the icebergs make landfall and we find out if there are radio-controlled zombies inside them.

We’ve had numerous sightings of strange lights in the sky moving like nothing else we have seen. We have had a number of strange incidents with possible U.F.O.s where the government has been mysteriously tight-lipped about what information about these incidents they may have. We have had a number of reports from people who have claimed to have been abducted by aliens.

You were saying this in some sort of character, right? Because otherwise I’d have to point out that, um, most of that is false and the rest is silly.