Comments on: Snakes, and sharks, and screenshots, oh my! http://www.b-masters.com/2009/11/12/snakes-and-sharks-and-screenshots-oh-my/ Meh. I've seen worse. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:58:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: El Santo http://www.b-masters.com/2009/11/12/snakes-and-sharks-and-screenshots-oh-my/comment-page-1/#comment-6861 El Santo Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:58:24 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=2042#comment-6861 "At least it wasn’t dreams of Klaus Kinski leering at me from a air vent"   No, for that you need a review of <I>Crawlspace</i>. “At least it wasn’t dreams of Klaus Kinski leering at me from a air vent”
 
No, for that you need a review of Crawlspace.

]]> By: Mystok http://www.b-masters.com/2009/11/12/snakes-and-sharks-and-screenshots-oh-my/comment-page-1/#comment-6860 Mystok Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:09:21 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=2042#comment-6860 Thank you for the wonderful dream I had last night about snakes due to reading the reviews. Tiny rattlesnakes... everywhere. Though I am not one to fear snakes, neither do I like them so their appearance in my dreams were oh so welcome. Thank you again. At least it wasn't dreams of Klaus Kinski leering at me from a air vent and Oliver Reed sweating on me. Waiting patiently for you to really stick it to the movie "2012" and its magical-whatzit-apocalyptic-thingy that causes the destruction of Earth (sorta). Thank you for the wonderful dream I had last night about snakes due to reading the reviews. Tiny rattlesnakes… everywhere. Though I am not one to fear snakes, neither do I like them so their appearance in my dreams were oh so welcome. Thank you again.

At least it wasn’t dreams of Klaus Kinski leering at me from a air vent and Oliver Reed sweating on me.

Waiting patiently for you to really stick it to the movie “2012″ and its magical-whatzit-apocalyptic-thingy that causes the destruction of Earth (sorta).

]]> By: The Rev. D.D. http://www.b-masters.com/2009/11/12/snakes-and-sharks-and-screenshots-oh-my/comment-page-1/#comment-6856 The Rev. D.D. Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:36:54 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=2042#comment-6856 And is tall enough to bite you in the face. And is tall enough to bite you in the face.

]]> By: lyzard http://www.b-masters.com/2009/11/12/snakes-and-sharks-and-screenshots-oh-my/comment-page-1/#comment-6850 lyzard Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:48:10 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=2042#comment-6850 It bites like a mamba: repeatedly. It bites like a mamba: repeatedly.

]]> By: The Rev. D.D. http://www.b-masters.com/2009/11/12/snakes-and-sharks-and-screenshots-oh-my/comment-page-1/#comment-6849 The Rev. D.D. Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:23:07 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=2042#comment-6849 Damn, El Santo's travel itinerary looks like mine, except I've had no first trip to Japan, the lucky bastard. Stupid Reality, indeed. Damn, El Santo’s travel itinerary looks like mine, except I’ve had no first trip to Japan, the lucky bastard.

Stupid Reality, indeed.

]]> By: Blake http://www.b-masters.com/2009/11/12/snakes-and-sharks-and-screenshots-oh-my/comment-page-1/#comment-6847 Blake Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:37:25 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=2042#comment-6847 "The Puff Adder is the badass biker looking of snakes. The Anaconda is the 800 pound Gorilla looking of Snakes. The Black mamba is the unassuming little guy who used to be in special forces and can kill you six ways with his bare hands." And thus the Green Mamba and the Emerald Tree Boa would be like the...hm...(I have an analogy that is certainly going to be misinterpreted): the Raquel Welch in the lime green bikini of snakes. Those are some gorgeous-looking snakes. “The Puff Adder is the badass biker looking of snakes. The Anaconda is the 800 pound Gorilla looking of Snakes. The Black mamba is the unassuming little guy who used to be in special forces and can kill you six ways with his bare hands.”

And thus the Green Mamba and the Emerald Tree Boa would be like the…hm…(I have an analogy that is certainly going to be misinterpreted): the Raquel Welch in the lime green bikini of snakes. Those are some gorgeous-looking snakes.

]]> By: El Santo http://www.b-masters.com/2009/11/12/snakes-and-sharks-and-screenshots-oh-my/comment-page-1/#comment-6846 El Santo Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:45:42 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=2042#comment-6846 "Stupid Reality."   That would be the same reality, no doubt, that seems hell-bent on keeping me from returning to Japan-- or from heading out your way to begin with, for that matter. “Stupid Reality.”
 
That would be the same reality, no doubt, that seems hell-bent on keeping me from returning to Japan– or from heading out your way to begin with, for that matter.

]]> By: B. Wood http://www.b-masters.com/2009/11/12/snakes-and-sharks-and-screenshots-oh-my/comment-page-1/#comment-6845 B. Wood Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:01:04 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=2042#comment-6845 The Puff Adder is the badass biker looking of snakes. The Anaconda is the 800 pound Gorilla looking of Snakes. The Black mamba is the unassuming little guy who used to be in special forces and can kill you six ways with his bare hands. I need to visit a snakehouse again one of these days. The Puff Adder is the badass biker looking of snakes. The Anaconda is the 800 pound Gorilla looking of Snakes. The Black mamba is the unassuming little guy who used to be in special forces and can kill you six ways with his bare hands.

I need to visit a snakehouse again one of these days.

]]> By: lyzard http://www.b-masters.com/2009/11/12/snakes-and-sharks-and-screenshots-oh-my/comment-page-1/#comment-6844 lyzard Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:44:12 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=2042#comment-6844 The black mamba is about the only snake that *does* live up to its crazy aggressive reputation. And that's why <b>Venom</b>: is the only snake film out there that succeeds in getting *me* to jump and squeak and flinch just where it wants me to. Yes, the mamba looks innocuous and almost friendly in that first screenshot, doesn't it? - which is just before it does terrible things to Klaus Kinski. :) It's okay, Rev - I would never try to stop anyone saying something nice about a snake, even in a way that infringes copyright! It was just a holiday that saw me in Nairobi; I did Kenya and Tanzania, and have been trying to get back there ever since, only Reality seems to have far different ideas on the subject. Stupid Reality. The black mamba is about the only snake that *does* live up to its crazy aggressive reputation. And that’s why Venom: is the only snake film out there that succeeds in getting *me* to jump and squeak and flinch just where it wants me to.

Yes, the mamba looks innocuous and almost friendly in that first screenshot, doesn’t it? – which is just before it does terrible things to Klaus Kinski. :)

It’s okay, Rev – I would never try to stop anyone saying something nice about a snake, even in a way that infringes copyright! It was just a holiday that saw me in Nairobi; I did Kenya and Tanzania, and have been trying to get back there ever since, only Reality seems to have far different ideas on the subject.

Stupid Reality.

]]> By: Blake http://www.b-masters.com/2009/11/12/snakes-and-sharks-and-screenshots-oh-my/comment-page-1/#comment-6841 Blake Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:01:11 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=2042#comment-6841 Random snake comment: I think one of my greatest herpetological disappointments was when I discovered that the water moccasin/cottonmouth wasn't as crazy aggressive as people had told me it was. Random snake comment: I think one of my greatest herpetological disappointments was when I discovered that the water moccasin/cottonmouth wasn’t as crazy aggressive as people had told me it was.

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