Comments on: Yeah, gives me chills.

By: Gives Me Chills, Pt. II. « The B-Masters Cabal

Gives Me Chills, Pt. II. « The B-Masters Cabal — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:45:44 +0000

[...] that really really really lame “horror” DVD cover? I think I’ve found its [...]

By: DamonD

DamonD — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 10:26:29 +0000

Well, it’s certainly pretty terrifying from a certain point of view.

By: Rel

Rel — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:15:17 +0000

See, that’s what I respect about Mr. Allison. He has standards.

By: KeithA

KeithA — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:27:54 +0000

Lalalalalala…I can’t hear you Santo. Lalalalala. I’m too busy watching Zombie Bloodbath to hear you!

By: El Santo

El Santo — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:01:15 +0000

“I don’t understand you people. If i saw this in a video store, I’d buy it without a second’s hesitation.”

Yes, I’m sure you would, but how many Todd Sheets movies do you own?

By: KeithA

KeithA — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:23:40 +0000

I don’t understand you people. If i saw this in a video store, I’d buy it without a second’s hesitation.

By: The Rev. D.D.

The Rev. D.D. — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:56:10 +0000

……………………….I honestly don’t have the words. I mean, how do you even react to something like that? Pity? Scorn? Utter astonishment? Violent vomiting?

I honestly feel like a deer in the headlights, looking at that cover and trying to process what I’m seeing.

By: David lee Ingersoll

David lee Ingersoll — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:00:55 +0000

That’s just sad.

By: Onion

Onion — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:40:50 +0000

…what?? I could cobble together a better poster out of a random collage of public domain images! And it doesn’t help that the movie sounds terrible to begin with.

By: Chris S.

Chris S. — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:47:59 +0000

Let’s see … according to IMDB, Yellow Ape Productions has a few other credits, namely Is This a Joke?, From the Inside, and Witchmaster General. Like Grave Danger, they all have ’09 release dates. And, oh look, all of them have been written and directed by Jim Haggerty. Haggerty’s other credits consist almost entirely of his work on The Slasher (2000) and the delightfully titled I Dream of Dracula (2003). And by “work on” I don’t just mean writer and director, but also producer, editor, cinematographer, sound department, and casting department.

Truly, we are looking at the very definition of an auteur.