Seriously, those morons can’t do anything interesting with this plethora of riches?
Ant mega-colony takes over world.
Jabootu correspondent Eric Belzer sends this important update
And just in time for the SyFy Network to rip off a major upcoming movie
#1 by The Mud Puppy on July 2, 2009 - 1:41 pm
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I can definitely get behind the idea of MegaPiranha, especialy if it means a movie that finally delivers on the promise of this poster:
http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content07/piranha-shark.jpg
#2 by Braineater on July 2, 2009 - 7:10 pm
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Good grief. Keep following the links and you’ll come up with enough to fuel the SyFy chanull for years:
How about Star-eater vs. Dagger-tooth? Or a new version of Warning from Space?
#3 by The Rev. D.D. on July 2, 2009 - 8:47 pm
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OK I definitely want to see the dagger-tooth in something. The description of its attack…that’s BEGGING for a gory horror movie.
And where the hell’s my gulper eel movie dammit!?
#4 by Ken Begg on July 3, 2009 - 8:26 am
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I’m really kind of serious here. Why are SyFy’s movies so generic and crappy when you have zillions of interesting stories like this you can adapt into a film?
#5 by Thomas on July 3, 2009 - 10:51 pm
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Mega-piranha sounds cool until you consider that the thing that’s so scary about piranha is how tiny and nibbly they are. A big piranha would just bite you like a shark and then you would die. Unless they had metal teeth like the ones in Sonic the Hedgehog. They could eat a submarine!
Those worm-globes are wonderfully bizarre. I wonder if there are any plans in development for a film about killer coral.
#6 by Dr. Yo on July 9, 2009 - 2:50 pm
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I guess it depends on whether you see the SF channel’s
product as uniformly awful, or occasionally redeemed
by things like The Fallen Ones, or Living Hell . Now, neither of those was going to win
any awards, but I did think they tossed out interesting
threats with a measure of panache’.
No good idea can survive a thorough indifference
to story and character, which is where that channels
real sin lies.