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	<title>Comments on: The good news is, your dates are here. The bad news is, your DVD cover sucks.</title>
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	<description>Meh.  I&#039;ve seen worse.</description>
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		<title>By: Rel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 23:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They&#039;re good good, no... but the originals weren&#039;t masterpieces of the craft either, and it&#039;s not the cover that will sell this one, is it? It&#039;s people like us grabbing everyone we know and the occasional passing stranger and shouting &#039;You! This! Buy this! No questions!&#039;

Later, they will thank us. Yes they will.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They&#8217;re good good, no&#8230; but the originals weren&#8217;t masterpieces of the craft either, and it&#8217;s not the cover that will sell this one, is it? It&#8217;s people like us grabbing everyone we know and the occasional passing stranger and shouting &#8216;You! This! Buy this! No questions!&#8217;</p>
<p>Later, they will thank us. Yes they will.</p>
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		<title>By: Paul</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow... those are horrible designs! Intern with an afternoon on Photoshop, I agree.

FYI, the one with the hand coming through the door was used as a UK VHS cover design:

http://www.itsonlyamovie.co.uk/cover%20scans/night%20of%20the%20creeps.jpg

...and there&#039;s another totally different one here as well:

http://itsonlyamovie.co.uk/COVERS%2011/NIGHT%20OF%20THE%20CREEPS.jpg

All superior to the options above.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow&#8230; those are horrible designs! Intern with an afternoon on Photoshop, I agree.</p>
<p>FYI, the one with the hand coming through the door was used as a UK VHS cover design:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.itsonlyamovie.co.uk/cover%20scans/night%20of%20the%20creeps.jpg" rel="nofollow" class="extlink">http://www.itsonlyamovie.co.uk/cover%20scans/night%20of%20the%20creeps.jpg</a></p>
<p>&#8230;and there&#8217;s another totally different one here as well:</p>
<p><a href="http://itsonlyamovie.co.uk/COVERS%2011/NIGHT%20OF%20THE%20CREEPS.jpg" rel="nofollow" class="extlink">http://itsonlyamovie.co.uk/COVERS%2011/NIGHT%20OF%20THE%20CREEPS.jpg</a></p>
<p>All superior to the options above.</p>
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		<title>By: The Rev. D.D.</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Rev. D.D.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m thrilled to get this on DVD but MAN are those ugly.  Why wouldn&#039;t you use the poster?  It&#039;s so perfect!

I think I agree that #1 is the least ugly but that&#039;s like choosing psoriasis over eczema and leprosy--they all suck and will get under your skin no matter what.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m thrilled to get this on DVD but MAN are those ugly.  Why wouldn&#8217;t you use the poster?  It&#8217;s so perfect!</p>
<p>I think I agree that #1 is the least ugly but that&#8217;s like choosing psoriasis over eczema and leprosy&#8211;they all suck and will get under your skin no matter what.</p>
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		<title>By: Gavin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gavin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The alien midgets are in the prologue. One of them releases the cannister that the slugs are in and sends it to Earth.

Apparently, they also make a reappearance at the end of the Director&#039;s Cut.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The alien midgets are in the prologue. One of them releases the cannister that the slugs are in and sends it to Earth.</p>
<p>Apparently, they also make a reappearance at the end of the Director&#8217;s Cut.</p>
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		<title>By: Anrkist</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anrkist</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:54:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve seen this movie several times and I don&#039;t recall alien midgets (#3). Can anyone remind me where that particular part is in the movie?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve seen this movie several times and I don&#8217;t recall alien midgets (#3). Can anyone remind me where that particular part is in the movie?</p>
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		<title>By: ProfessorKettlewell</title>
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		<dc:creator>ProfessorKettlewell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I blame the onset of CD.  I mean, the durability and portability is nice an&#039; all, but the world really lost a big incentive to design and compose nicely when the 12&quot; gatefold album went away (although maybe it was a price worth paying to rid the world of vile Hipgnosis airbrushing.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I blame the onset of CD.  I mean, the durability and portability is nice an&#8217; all, but the world really lost a big incentive to design and compose nicely when the 12&#8243; gatefold album went away (although maybe it was a price worth paying to rid the world of vile Hipgnosis airbrushing.)</p>
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		<title>By: KeithA</title>
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		<dc:creator>KeithA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ugh. I mean, small potatoes compared to finally having the movie on DVD, but really? I guess I&#039;m not surprised. As I&#039;m sure many of you do as well, I often sit around and bemoan the dreadful state of poster/cover design. I swear 99% of movie posters these days are slapped together by an intern who took a half hour &quot;Intro to Photoshop&quot; course and has no concept of perspective and scale. I have a good friend who was an illustrator in the 70s, and he gets even crankier about it than me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ugh. I mean, small potatoes compared to finally having the movie on DVD, but really? I guess I&#8217;m not surprised. As I&#8217;m sure many of you do as well, I often sit around and bemoan the dreadful state of poster/cover design. I swear 99% of movie posters these days are slapped together by an intern who took a half hour &#8220;Intro to Photoshop&#8221; course and has no concept of perspective and scale. I have a good friend who was an illustrator in the 70s, and he gets even crankier about it than me.</p>
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		<title>By: GalaxyJane</title>
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		<dc:creator>GalaxyJane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, and ditching the original blood-dripping font? Tragic!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, and ditching the original blood-dripping font? Tragic!</p>
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		<title>By: GalaxyJane</title>
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		<dc:creator>GalaxyJane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:10:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow 3 completely inaccurate portrayals! #1 makes it look like a straight up horror spoof (not quite), #2 makes it look like a Frankenstein rip-off (even less right) and #3 makes it look more like a straight alien invasion story than a zombie flick (um, OK).

BTW that original poster, with the zombie boyfriend, not only sums up this film perfectly, it scared the crap out of me as a teenager.  My only excuse is that I was traumatized by the original NOTLD at about 13 and couldn&#039;t stand to see anything to do with zombies for YEARS.  Consequently it was only a few years ago that I finally saw this gem in it&#039;s entirety.  Still creeped the hell out of me, even with the high level of black humor on display.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow 3 completely inaccurate portrayals! #1 makes it look like a straight up horror spoof (not quite), #2 makes it look like a Frankenstein rip-off (even less right) and #3 makes it look more like a straight alien invasion story than a zombie flick (um, OK).</p>
<p>BTW that original poster, with the zombie boyfriend, not only sums up this film perfectly, it scared the crap out of me as a teenager.  My only excuse is that I was traumatized by the original NOTLD at about 13 and couldn&#8217;t stand to see anything to do with zombies for YEARS.  Consequently it was only a few years ago that I finally saw this gem in it&#8217;s entirety.  Still creeped the hell out of me, even with the high level of black humor on display.</p>
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		<title>By: The Mud Puppy</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Mud Puppy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:19:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I kind of assumed--but at the same time I would not at all have been surprised if you told me that those were the actual options presented.

Oddly, that first option is probably the best of the 3--which is a sad statement right there. It&#039;s ugly as all Hell, but it at least seems a slightly more accurate representation of the fim than the other two.

Quite frankly, I&#039;m almost surprised they didn&#039;t just blatantly copy the &lt;b&gt;Slither&lt;/b&gt; poster in some way. Turnabout is fair game and all.

I&#039;m still personally just excited for the chance to see the film again. When I actually saw it I was not yet in the mindset that could appreciate it and thus I hated it. Now I feel fairly certain I&#039;d love it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I kind of assumed&#8211;but at the same time I would not at all have been surprised if you told me that those were the actual options presented.</p>
<p>Oddly, that first option is probably the best of the 3&#8211;which is a sad statement right there. It&#8217;s ugly as all Hell, but it at least seems a slightly more accurate representation of the fim than the other two.</p>
<p>Quite frankly, I&#8217;m almost surprised they didn&#8217;t just blatantly copy the <b>Slither</b> poster in some way. Turnabout is fair game and all.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m still personally just excited for the chance to see the film again. When I actually saw it I was not yet in the mindset that could appreciate it and thus I hated it. Now I feel fairly certain I&#8217;d love it.</p>
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