Comments on: Possibly the greatest trailer ever.

By: coffee fan

coffee fan — Mon, 25 May 2009 03:10:12 +0000

I suspect that my enjoyment of this movie would be directly proportional to the amount of alcohol I consumed beforehand

By: The Rev. D.D.

The Rev. D.D. — Fri, 22 May 2009 03:59:37 +0000

Octoshark–the Asylum’s ripoff of Devil Fish!

And really, isn’t that what the world has been waiting for?

By: Brett Wood

Brett Wood — Fri, 22 May 2009 03:41:39 +0000

Me Want. The only way this could be better is if after the credits there a teaser of the bodies of the Shark and Octipus merging for a movie called Octoshark.

By: The Rev. D.D.

The Rev. D.D. — Sat, 16 May 2009 02:47:29 +0000

I thought that was helicopters…

Meh, let’s just say “aircraft” and be done with it.

By: MatthewF

MatthewF — Fri, 15 May 2009 14:03:46 +0000

See, it’s true, sharks hate aeroplanes, always have. they’re natural enemies.

By: The Rev. D.D.

The Rev. D.D. — Fri, 15 May 2009 03:46:42 +0000

Having been burned by nifty trailers before, I’m a little leery, but Foy’s good rating gives me hope.

Although, honestly, I don’t think I could totally hate the movie even if it was utterly horrible, because THE SHARK EATS A DAMN AIRLINER.

The title should just be, “Big-Ass Shark Eats a Goddamn Plane.” I apologize to the giant octopus, but I’m sure it’d understand.

And then eat me.

By: DaveCausey

DaveCausey — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:51:38 +0000

Lorenzo Lamas IS Captain “Hunk” Hardsteak! Debbie Gibson IS Doctor Samantha “Sam *is* a Girl’s Name” Smartbottom! With the decommissioned and mothballed USS Iowa! Introducing “Maggie the Megalodon”!

This just might be the Greatest Film EVAH!

By: Chad

Chad — Thu, 14 May 2009 19:26:18 +0000

Erm, I mean “film.” I have no idea why I said “reason.”

By: Chad

Chad — Thu, 14 May 2009 19:18:49 +0000

Lorenzo Lamas *and* Debbie Gibson?! They’ve pulled out all the stops for this reason.

By: Cabal

Cabal — Thu, 14 May 2009 17:55:28 +0000

Y’all notice how they managed to capture the stiff, awkward tentacular motions of a classic Puppet Octopus, even though theirs is a nifty Modern CGI Octopus? Now *that’s* attention to detail!