The B-Masters Cabal

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• #1 by Braineater on May 14th, 2009

  

  Jaws: The Revenge, move over: you have a competitor for most absurd “shark + vehicle + explosion” image in a motion picture:

  

  Sharks on a Plane. Or rather, one shark. Medieval abbies must be powerful shark bait.

  I wonder why they made this frame go by so quickly in the trailer? As far as I’m concerned, this shot sells the film.

• #2 by lyzard on May 14th, 2009

  

  OH MY GOD I’M IN LOVE I’M IN LOVE I’M IN LOVE I’M IN LOVE. Move over, male of the human species, because if you think you can compete with that—

  Oh, good lord, I’m having palpitations…

  (Although I have to say, my jerky YouTube playback isn’t helping that film any, what with the freeze-frames and all…)

  {Edited to add: Possibly!!?? POSSIBLY!!!!???? What are you sniffing, Shumate??]

• #3 by Thomas on May 14th, 2009

  

  You know, if this does well enough to merit a sequel then Keith might finally have a chance of selling his “Great White Squid” idea.

• #4 by The Mud Puppy on May 14th, 2009

  

  I am so looking forward to this film that I just know it will have to be a crushing disappointment. It’s also the first time an Asylum film has actually found its way onto my Netflix queue.

  If I weren’t so certain it would suck I might well have just pre-ordered the damn thing from Amazon.

  And yet I can’t help feeling like this might be THE GREATEST GIANT MONSTER MOVIE EVER MADE.

• #5 by Chris S. on May 14th, 2009

  

  I think I smell and Oscar.

• #6 by Cabal on May 14th, 2009

  

  Y’all notice how they managed to capture the stiff, awkward tentacular motions of a classic Puppet Octopus, even though theirs is a nifty Modern CGI Octopus? Now *that’s* attention to detail!

• #7 by Chad on May 14th, 2009

  

  Lorenzo Lamas *and* Debbie Gibson?! They’ve pulled out all the stops for this reason.

• #8 by Chad on May 14th, 2009

  

  Erm, I mean “film.” I have no idea why I said “reason.”

• #9 by DaveCausey on May 14th, 2009

  

  Lorenzo Lamas IS Captain “Hunk” Hardsteak! Debbie Gibson IS Doctor Samantha “Sam *is* a Girl’s Name” Smartbottom! With the decommissioned and mothballed USS Iowa! Introducing “Maggie the Megalodon”!

  This just might be the Greatest Film EVAH!

• #10 by The Rev. D.D. on May 14th, 2009

  

  Having been burned by nifty trailers before, I’m a little leery, but Foy’s good rating gives me hope.

  Although, honestly, I don’t think I could totally hate the movie even if it was utterly horrible, because THE SHARK EATS A DAMN AIRLINER.

  The title should just be, “Big-Ass Shark Eats a Goddamn Plane.” I apologize to the giant octopus, but I’m sure it’d understand.

  And then eat me.

• #11 by MatthewF on May 15th, 2009

  

  See, it’s true, sharks hate aeroplanes, always have. they’re natural enemies.

• #12 by The Rev. D.D. on May 15th, 2009

  

  I thought that was helicopters…

  Meh, let’s just say “aircraft” and be done with it.

• #13 by Brett Wood on May 21st, 2009

  

  Me Want. The only way this could be better is if after the credits there a teaser of the bodies of the Shark and Octipus merging for a movie called Octoshark.

• #14 by The Rev. D.D. on May 21st, 2009

  

  Octoshark–the Asylum’s ripoff of Devil Fish!

  And really, isn’t that what the world has been waiting for?

• #15 by coffee fan on May 24th, 2009

  

  I suspect that my enjoyment of this movie would be directly proportional to the amount of alcohol I consumed beforehand

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