Comments on: What would YOU ask Lloyd Kaufman?

By: Gentle Benj

Gentle Benj — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:45:49 +0000

Gah, there’s a lot of questions I’d like to ask Lloyd Kaufman, and while they all start out innocent enough, somehow they end up as insults and attempts to shame him.

THIS.

The only question I could think of was “what did it smell like on the set of Nikos?

By: Chris S.

Chris S. — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:09:50 +0000

Give me a budget of five hundred dollars and a week to write, cast, shoot, and edit the film, and I think I could have a fairly standard Troma-esque film ready for your viewing “enjoyment.”

By: Nathan Shumate

Nathan Shumate — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:14:12 +0000

I was thinking more “evil.” But I would still totally see Fat Guy Loves Dinosaur.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:59:17 +0000

After reading more of the comments, I have determined that we as a group are scary and need to be institutionalized.

By: Derek O'Brien

Derek O'Brien — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 10:09:01 +0000

“Are there any films in your career that you’ve regretted making, and why?”

By: HP

HP — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 06:28:36 +0000

Gah, there’s a lot of questions I’d like to ask Lloyd Kaufman, and while they all start out innocent enough, somehow they end up as insults and attempts to shame him. I’m so fed up with “self-aware” low-budget films. Toxic Avenger was fun, in an Attack of the Killer Tomatoes kind of way, but What Price Glory, Mr. Kaufman? What Price Glory?

Here’s a suggestion — spend the entire five minutes talking about his cameo in The Final Countdown. “Mr. Kaufman, what’s Kirk Douglas really like?” “Did you get to party with Martin Sheen?” “Do you think a modern aircraft carrier could really travel back in time? How is that possible? Please show your work.” “Mr. Kaufman, in The Final Countdown, when Richard Owens is shown climbing out of his fighter after landing he appears to be in short sleeves. This would be contrary to Naval policy which requires that all pilots wear a flight suit with long sleeves to protect the arms in case a fire occurs during a carrier landing. Does it bother you to be forever associated with such a sloppy approach to filmmaking?”

By: PCachu

PCachu — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:24:53 +0000

So, it’s The Curse of the Princess Monster, then.

Except, you know, not based on a ten-year-old’s rewrite of “Sense and Sensibility”.

By: Chris S.

Chris S. — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 19:30:51 +0000

I was picturing it as being like “Splash,” only with an anthropomorphic female dinosaur instead of a mermaid. And since this would be a Troma production, that would mean a 40-ish stripper in a snakeskin-patterned bikini and a cheap rubber t-rex mask.

By: Cabal

Cabal — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 19:21:37 +0000

Or “Theodore Rex”.

By: Blake Matthews

Blake Matthews — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 14:32:39 +0000

It’s a sequel to “Tammy and the T-Rex”.