Comments on: Your wimmens! We want them!

By: MatthewF

MatthewF — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 07:50:27 +0000

Jeez Leonard on the Simpsons.

Wish I could type.

By: MatthewF

MatthewF — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 07:49:41 +0000

As Leonaerd Nimoy said on the Simpons, “and the real truth is; there is no truth. Or is it?”

By: KeithA

KeithA — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:05:54 +0000

Debates over contradictions in Scripture always remind me of a passage from the Principia Discordia:

“All things are true.”
“Even false things?”
“ESPECIALLY false things!”
“But how can that be?”
“I don’t know man, I didn’t do it.”

By: lyzard

lyzard — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:28:04 +0000

I’ve always had rather a thing for Jeffrey Hunter’s blue eyes. Which I assume He got from His Father.

Janice is able to kibosh on the Mormons’ plans simply by exposing the supposed contradictions in their faith.

Oh, wouldn’t it be awful if Elder Grant and Elder Bruce turned around and did exactly the same thing to Janice? Those heathens!

By: Chad

Chad — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:02:14 +0000

“Hey, Max von Sydow played Jesus in The Greatest Story Ever Told.”

Nothing tops, at least for gay men and straight women, Christian Bale playing Jesus. Never has religion been so inspiring to me.

By: Nathan Shumate

Nathan Shumate — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:22:48 +0000

I’d do it, too, but I need to finish regrouting some tile.

By: KeithA

KeithA — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:17:40 +0000

Sour grapes, Nathan. You’re just jealous that Mormons didn’t get a comic tract of as high a caliber as the one where a couple Christians convert Muslim fundamentalists by explaining to them how Allah is just some crazy “Moon God.” I’ll pay good money to anyone who goes to Afghanistan, tries that out, and returns alive with new Christian soldiers. Or even just returns alive.

By: Nathan Shumate

Nathan Shumate — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:10:44 +0000

And has your worldview shifted dramatically because of the question? No? I rest my case.

By: El Santo

El Santo — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:23:27 +0000

Which a fair number of young-Earth creationists honestly think is a viable angle of attack, if the number of times I’ve been asked that very question is any indication.

By: Nathan Shumate

Nathan Shumate — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:02:20 +0000

Re the Chick tract: Ick. The idea that a Mormon missionary would stumble over the half-truths in that tract and be shaken in his faith is like an evolutionary biologist denying modern biological science after someone asks him, “Oh yeah? If apes evolved into man, howcome there are still apes?”