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	<title>Comments on: Is there any way to do this without making a &#8220;croc&#8221; joke?</title>
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	<description>Meh.  I&#039;ve seen worse.</description>
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		<title>By: Blake Matthews</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blake Matthews</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmm...now that I think about it, I have seen more Croc films than I gave myself credit for (I saw Dinocroc). Maybe I should update myself on the recent giant snake and killer shark cycles. But then, I have some silent films, some dinosaur films, and some kung fu films on my list.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm&#8230;now that I think about it, I have seen more Croc films than I gave myself credit for (I saw Dinocroc). Maybe I should update myself on the recent giant snake and killer shark cycles. But then, I have some silent films, some dinosaur films, and some kung fu films on my list.</p>
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		<title>By: The Rev. D.D.</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Rev. D.D.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m going to be picking this one up.  I managed to catch it in its theatrical run earlier this year, and as anyone who&#039;s on the old Jabootu board knows, I found very little to complain about.  In fact, my feelings are pretty much along the lines of Ms. Kingsley&#039;s.  While I haven&#039;t seen every single giant crocodilian movie out there, I&#039;ve seen a few, and I feel safe saying it&#039;s the best of its kind since Sayles&#039; &lt;i&gt;Alligator&lt;/i&gt;, and definitely falls under the heading of &quot;good movie.&quot;  I still prefer &lt;i&gt;Alligator&lt;/i&gt;, but by no means does that diminish my enthusiasm for &lt;i&gt;Rogue&lt;/i&gt;.

hman--Well, first of all, realize that pretty much any giant croc/&#039;gator movie is going to suck hard.  It&#039;s then a matter of whether it&#039;s fun bad or just plain bad.  (Except, as noted above, &lt;i&gt;Rogue&lt;/i&gt;, which I definitely recommend.)
&lt;i&gt;Blood Surf&lt;/i&gt;--It&#039;s quite bad, but it leans more towards fun bad I think.  I thought it was pretty fun.
&lt;i&gt;Croc&lt;/i&gt;--takes a while to get going, but ends up fairly decent.  (Michael Madsen&#039;s in it, so that&#039;s a bonus.) &lt;i&gt;Crocodile&lt;/i&gt; is crap.  Utter crap.  So is the second one, although it occasionally wanders into hilariously bad territory (be prepared for a lot of &quot;cool&quot; cursing though.  My late grandfather swore less, and he was in the Navy.)
&lt;i&gt;Dinocroc&lt;/i&gt;&#039;s beastie isn&#039;t a traditional croc, but it&#039;s probably the most fun film listed here.  Keep in mind that it&#039;s still bad, just entertainingly so.

Haven&#039;t heard much good about &lt;i&gt;Primeval&lt;/i&gt; or &lt;i&gt;Lake Placid 2&lt;/i&gt; (which makes sense since the first one sucks), and even less about &lt;i&gt;Supergator&lt;/i&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m going to be picking this one up.  I managed to catch it in its theatrical run earlier this year, and as anyone who&#8217;s on the old Jabootu board knows, I found very little to complain about.  In fact, my feelings are pretty much along the lines of Ms. Kingsley&#8217;s.  While I haven&#8217;t seen every single giant crocodilian movie out there, I&#8217;ve seen a few, and I feel safe saying it&#8217;s the best of its kind since Sayles&#8217; <i>Alligator</i>, and definitely falls under the heading of &#8220;good movie.&#8221;  I still prefer <i>Alligator</i>, but by no means does that diminish my enthusiasm for <i>Rogue</i>.</p>
<p>hman&#8211;Well, first of all, realize that pretty much any giant croc/&#8217;gator movie is going to suck hard.  It&#8217;s then a matter of whether it&#8217;s fun bad or just plain bad.  (Except, as noted above, <i>Rogue</i>, which I definitely recommend.)<br />
<i>Blood Surf</i>&#8211;It&#8217;s quite bad, but it leans more towards fun bad I think.  I thought it was pretty fun.<br />
<i>Croc</i>&#8211;takes a while to get going, but ends up fairly decent.  (Michael Madsen&#8217;s in it, so that&#8217;s a bonus.) <i>Crocodile</i> is crap.  Utter crap.  So is the second one, although it occasionally wanders into hilariously bad territory (be prepared for a lot of &#8220;cool&#8221; cursing though.  My late grandfather swore less, and he was in the Navy.)<br />
<i>Dinocroc</i>&#8216;s beastie isn&#8217;t a traditional croc, but it&#8217;s probably the most fun film listed here.  Keep in mind that it&#8217;s still bad, just entertainingly so.</p>
<p>Haven&#8217;t heard much good about <i>Primeval</i> or <i>Lake Placid 2</i> (which makes sense since the first one sucks), and even less about <i>Supergator</i>.</p>
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		<title>By: MatthewF</title>
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		<dc:creator>MatthewF</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is the croc played by Vin Desiel?  Coz he&#039;s pretty extreme.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is the croc played by Vin Desiel?  Coz he&#8217;s pretty extreme.</p>
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		<title>By: KeithA</title>
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		<dc:creator>KeithA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It wears Wayfarer sunglasses and Jams shorts and drinks Rock Star Energy Drink.</description>
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		<title>By: MatthewF</title>
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		<dc:creator>MatthewF</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:26:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;this film is UNRATED and released by Dimension EXTREME&quot;
So that means there&#039;s more Croc nudity?  It swears?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;this film is UNRATED and released by Dimension EXTREME&#8221;<br />
So that means there&#8217;s more Croc nudity?  It swears?</p>
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		<title>By: hman</title>
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		<dc:creator>hman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:47:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I feel bad, guys. Unless you count &quot;Eraser&quot; and &quot;Captain Sinbad&quot;, the only killer crocodilian films I&#039;ve seen are the two Alligator films and &quot;Lake Placid&quot;. Besides this one, any recommendations in this latest killer crocodilian cycle? Blood Surf? Crocodile 1 or 2? Primieval?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feel bad, guys. Unless you count &#8220;Eraser&#8221; and &#8220;Captain Sinbad&#8221;, the only killer crocodilian films I&#8217;ve seen are the two Alligator films and &#8220;Lake Placid&#8221;. Besides this one, any recommendations in this latest killer crocodilian cycle? Blood Surf? Crocodile 1 or 2? Primieval?</p>
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		<title>By: lyzard</title>
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		<dc:creator>lyzard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t make me come over there and slap you, Keith! (Actually, I wish you would: lordy, I need a holiday....)

Matthew, I think I can say without fear of contradiction that this is rather better than either of Tobe&#039;s efforts. Which statement just might take &quot;damning with faint praise&quot; to new heights.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t make me come over there and slap you, Keith! (Actually, I wish you would: lordy, I need a holiday&#8230;.)</p>
<p>Matthew, I think I can say without fear of contradiction that this is rather better than either of Tobe&#8217;s efforts. Which statement just might take &#8220;damning with faint praise&#8221; to new heights.</p>
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		<title>By: KeithA</title>
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		<dc:creator>KeithA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Also, Unrated is in blood drippy font!</description>
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		<title>By: KeithA</title>
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		<dc:creator>KeithA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;re all missing the point -- this film is UNRATED and released by Dimension EXTREME!!! hat means it is guaranteed to be super king hell awesome, right? RIGHT???</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re all missing the point &#8212; this film is UNRATED and released by Dimension EXTREME!!! hat means it is guaranteed to be super king hell awesome, right? RIGHT???</p>
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		<title>By: kbegg</title>
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		<dc:creator>kbegg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tobe Hooper has made *two* killer croc movies!  Ha!  I&#039;ve outnerded you!</description>
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