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Before the Silence

4 August, 2008 (15:50) | New Reviews

One more to squeeze in before we post our silent film round table review.

TERRIFYING GIRLS HIGH SCHOOL: LYNCH LAW CLASSROOM
Man, the Japanese sure used to know how to title a movie, didn’t they? There’s no escaping the fact that Terrifying Girls’ High School: Lynch Law Classroom is one nasty little beast, and I have never been more serious in saying that a film is not for everyone than I am in this case. There is, however, the possibility that some viewers might even get a secret thrill out of hating it, and decrying it for all of the many things it contains that are vile and offensive. Me, I like it. Sure, it has a sleaziness that prevents it from completely rising above its tawdry skinflick roots, but it also has a genuinely feral quality that goes way beyond the bounds of typical exploitation fare. And the intermittent flashes of beauty that it contains only serve to further spotlight that convulsive wildness.

Keith Allison is the ruthless overlord of Teleport City.

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Comment from El Santo
Time: August 4, 2008, 8:02 pm

“Men are from Hell, women are just visiting”… “strategic harlotry”… “winning the jailbait jackpot”…
 
Todd, I’m a huge sucker for a well-turned phrase, and on that level all by itself, I’d say this is the best review you’ve written so far.

Comment from Todd
Time: August 5, 2008, 8:19 am

Then call this a mutual admiration society, El Santo. Given how much I’ve enjoyed your writing over these past years, that comes as a huge compliment. (Actually, it comes as a huge compliment in any case, but you know what I mean.)

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