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Kommissar X Goes to Canada

14 July, 2008 (15:14) | New Reviews

Kill, Panther, Kill
At some point someone behind the scenes must have said, “Look, I know that this is basically just a cops-and-robbers story that we’re telling here, but, being that this is a Kommissar X film, we should at least have a frogman shoot at Joe Walker with a harpoon gun.” And so at this point a frogman emerges from the river beside where Walker and Emily are talking and shoots at Walker with a harpoon gun. Walker overpowers the frogman and demands to know who sent him, but — in another turn of events that seems to have come from an entirely different movie — the frogman himself is harpooned by an unseen accomplice before he can answer. Rowland arrives on the scene, and the two trail the accomplices to a nearby gym, where the first of two pretty great fight scenes in Kill, Panther, Kill! takes place.

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Comment from PCachu
Time: July 22, 2008, 9:20 am

Because nothing says “Canada!” like a guy wearing a poncho and a sombrero…

…wait, what?

Comment from KeithA
Time: July 23, 2008, 9:33 am

In the world of Kommissar X, it makes perfect sense.

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