Comments on: Gangrene Cuisine #1: Frank’s Kraut Juice http://www.b-masters.com/2008/06/08/gangrene-cuisine-1-franks-kraut-juice/ Meh. I've seen worse. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:58:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: supersonic http://www.b-masters.com/2008/06/08/gangrene-cuisine-1-franks-kraut-juice/comment-page-1/#comment-2699 supersonic Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:20:24 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=325#comment-2699 <blockquote>"I can say, however, that natto is ONE OF THE NASTIEST THINGS YOU COULD EVER PUT IN YOUR MOUTH. And this guy’s description captures the experience near-flawlessly."</blockquote> That natto test included a phrase that I believe will stay with me for the rest of my natural days: "...kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan's asshole."

“I can say, however, that natto is ONE OF THE NASTIEST THINGS YOU COULD EVER PUT IN YOUR MOUTH. And this guy’s description captures the experience near-flawlessly.”

That natto test included a phrase that I believe will stay with me for the rest of my natural days: “…kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan’s asshole.”

]]> By: Nathan Shumate http://www.b-masters.com/2008/06/08/gangrene-cuisine-1-franks-kraut-juice/comment-page-1/#comment-2666 Nathan Shumate Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:22:54 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=325#comment-2666 As official category nazi (how appropriate!), I must point out that this should go in the "Hoopla" category, which encompasses announcements by Cabal members on extra-Cabalistic projects. (That's "extra" as in "outside," not as in "even more.") As official category nazi (how appropriate!), I must point out that this should go in the “Hoopla” category, which encompasses announcements by Cabal members on extra-Cabalistic projects. (That’s “extra” as in “outside,” not as in “even more.”)

]]> By: The Rev. D.D. http://www.b-masters.com/2008/06/08/gangrene-cuisine-1-franks-kraut-juice/comment-page-1/#comment-2638 The Rev. D.D. Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:02:29 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=325#comment-2638 Sadly, Joshua is correct. I think that one stands out because I'm pretty sensitive to textures as far as food goes, and that one horrified me to an extent that should be reserved for Fear Factor contestants. As to the kraut juice...I like kraut and all, but I don't know that I want to drink it. Doesn't seem right. Sadly, Joshua is correct. I think that one stands out because I’m pretty sensitive to textures as far as food goes, and that one horrified me to an extent that should be reserved for Fear Factor contestants.

As to the kraut juice…I like kraut and all, but I don’t know that I want to drink it. Doesn’t seem right.

]]> By: KeithA http://www.b-masters.com/2008/06/08/gangrene-cuisine-1-franks-kraut-juice/comment-page-1/#comment-2636 KeithA Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:11:18 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=325#comment-2636 Yes, but if you collect five UPC symbols and send them in, you get a free Kraftwerk CD. Yes, but if you collect five UPC symbols and send them in, you get a free Kraftwerk CD.

]]> By: Matthew Fudge http://www.b-masters.com/2008/06/08/gangrene-cuisine-1-franks-kraut-juice/comment-page-1/#comment-2633 Matthew Fudge Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:15:58 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=325#comment-2633 This is what, liquid germans? That's awful. This is what, liquid germans? That’s awful.

]]> By: Joshua http://www.b-masters.com/2008/06/08/gangrene-cuisine-1-franks-kraut-juice/comment-page-1/#comment-2632 Joshua Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:36:38 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=325#comment-2632 I assure you, Reverend, there are far worse things than natto available for eating in Japan... I assure you, Reverend, there are far worse things than natto available for eating in Japan…

]]> By: KeithA http://www.b-masters.com/2008/06/08/gangrene-cuisine-1-franks-kraut-juice/comment-page-1/#comment-2611 KeithA Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:11:44 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=325#comment-2611 I didn't realize when I was watching this that I had the YouTube sound turned down and iTunes in the background was playing the Hammer horror track "Who Dares Disturb the Sanctity of Dracula." It actually worked PERFECTLY. I didn’t realize when I was watching this that I had the YouTube sound turned down and iTunes in the background was playing the Hammer horror track “Who Dares Disturb the Sanctity of Dracula.” It actually worked PERFECTLY.

]]> By: The Rev. D.D. http://www.b-masters.com/2008/06/08/gangrene-cuisine-1-franks-kraut-juice/comment-page-1/#comment-2609 The Rev. D.D. Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:45:36 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=325#comment-2609 Maybe you can find some inspiration here... http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php I still can't believe people eat corn smut for #&@%^'s sake. I can say, however, that natto is ONE OF THE NASTIEST THINGS YOU COULD EVER PUT IN YOUR MOUTH. And this guy's description captures the experience near-flawlessly. Waitaminnit...you're named Steve as well... That's not you is it?... Is this some weird cult thing? People named Steve eating $#!+ that people shouldn't eat? Maybe you can find some inspiration here…

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

I still can’t believe people eat corn smut for #&@%^’s sake.
I can say, however, that natto is ONE OF THE NASTIEST THINGS YOU COULD EVER PUT IN YOUR MOUTH. And this guy’s description captures the experience near-flawlessly.

Waitaminnit…you’re named Steve as well…
That’s not you is it?…
Is this some weird cult thing? People named Steve eating $#!+ that people shouldn’t eat?

]]> By: David http://www.b-masters.com/2008/06/08/gangrene-cuisine-1-franks-kraut-juice/comment-page-1/#comment-2571 David Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:55:06 +0000 http://www.b-masters.com/?p=325#comment-2571 You're a brave man! You’re a brave man!

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