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Steve Billups is the proprietor of Gangrene Widescreen.
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- Roundtables
- 01: Brainathon ’99
- 02: Bangs’n'Whimpers
- 03: Post-Apocalypso
- 04: Review All Monsters
- 05: Pretty Mad Scientists
- 06: Tainted Love
- 07: Days of Future Past
- 08: Secret Santa
- 09: Catch a Throwing Star
- 10: Four-Color Features
- 11: Big Bugs
- 12: Fish With Bicycles
- 13: Go Go Go-Go Boys!
- 14: paLe IMITATIONS
- 15: We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Roundtable
- 16: Whoa… Deja Vu.
- 17: Month of the Living Dead
- 18: B-Masters Beach Party
- 19: Kinji Fukasaku – The Man No Genre Could Tame.
- 20: Home Video Holocaust – The Video Nasties
- 21: Father Dearest: Who’s Your Daddy?
- 22: So Sorry…
- 23: Back to the Well
- 24: Another Month of the Living Dead
- 25: The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back
- 26: Rubber Soul
- 27: Shhhhhh
- 28: Month of the Alternative Living Dead
- 29: On Time & Under Budget
- 30: These Kids Today…
- 31: Mea maxima culpa
- 32: Stingathon ’09
- 33: 10,000 B.S.
- 34: Foot Notes
- 35: Don’t Touch That Dial!
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#1 by hman on May 29th, 2008
That was just awesome. Between the deer head vest and that horrid song at the end of the review…just wow.
#2 by lyzard on May 29th, 2008
Wait a minute! Are you telling me that just because its use was completely illegal in the first place, they’ve removed “Popcorn” from the soundtrack!? That if I want it back, I’ll have to track down a thirty year old video tape!? Yeesh. Philistines.
#3 by David Lee Ingersoll on May 30th, 2008
Wow. That’s an astounding bad looking yeti costume.
#4 by hman on May 30th, 2008
I kept on wondering if it even had a mouth, or if that was the mouth of the actor wearing fake vampire fangs.
#5 by lyzard on May 30th, 2008
Is it just me, or does “You have a Yeti in your woods” sound like a euphemism for a really unpleasant medical condition?
Steve, I can’t believe you didn’t bestow some kind of award for that actress [sic.]‘s delivery of, “It’s his leg! It’s his leg!”
#6 by El Santo on May 30th, 2008
My bass-player keeps telling me that we need to call our next album More Raucous than a Moose. He may be right.
#7 by hman on May 30th, 2008
I was hoping that the Bigfoot personage that appeared in that “Legend of Bigfoot” review would pop up and deny any knowledge or relation to the Yeti in that film, or at least make snide remarks about being able to kick his a**.
#8 by Pequeño perdedor on May 31st, 2008
“My bass-player keeps telling me that we need to call our next album More Raucous than a Moose. He may be right.”
He is.
I missed the Bigfoot from “Legend of Bigfoot”, too.
#9 by The Rev. D.D. on June 1st, 2008
I like that the fart noises were kept to a minimum in this one. I feel like those have been overused in some of your prior reviews. And in this case, you even had a line of dialogue that made the insertion of the fart noises work.
(Believe me, I enjoy your work at GW…if my biggest complaint is an overuse of fart noises, you’re obviously doing a smash-up job.)
I was a little worried about the lack of Grady, but thankfully he appeared to give us another great tune at the end there.
Although that Yeti song from the movie was even greater. I can’t believe that didn’t win an Oscar for best original song.