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Cracked.com delivers again

21 April, 2008 (19:00) | Movies in General

I’m really starting to like this website…

Ten Scenes of Brutal Violence Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Monsters

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Comment from hman
Time: April 22, 2008, 7:21 am

I particularly liked “NASferatu.”

Comment from The Rev. D.D.
Time: April 22, 2008, 10:17 am

I liked #1 and11, as well as Count Chocula and NASferatu, but I laughed hardest at “Technology Savvy Vengeful Ghost.”

hee.

Glad to see the flying fish attack from Pirahna 2 in that “scenes of violence” list. MAN that was goofy.

Comment from John Doe
Time: April 22, 2008, 3:40 pm

I’m surprised you didn’t add this [url="http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html"]zombie specific list[/url]

Comment from lyzard
Time: April 22, 2008, 4:23 pm

I’d give anything for Crappy-CGI-O-Saur.

Not as a movie; I want it as a pet.

Comment from JessicaR
Time: April 22, 2008, 5:33 pm

If ever I am having a bad day I will watch the ninja star kill from Enter the Ninja several times. The “that’s all folks” shrug was glorious.

Comment from Ken Begg
Time: April 22, 2008, 8:47 pm

Man, there’s nothing hotter than some blazing lizard-on-Canadian action!

Comment from lyzard
Time: April 22, 2008, 10:47 pm

Hey, it works for me….

Comment from Ed
Time: April 23, 2008, 10:45 am

Ah, my favorite Steven Seagal kill scene. The rest of the film is pretty good too.

Comment from John Doe
Time: April 23, 2008, 11:56 am

Good stuff. For another hoot, look under the “Tech’ category for the highly topical “5 Scientific Reasons A Zombie Holocaust Could Actually Happen” or under the “Movies” category for just about anything there.

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