Tarkan vs. the Vikings
Tarkan, the Turkish soldier of Attila the Hun raised by wolves, fights Vikings, a giant, a treacherous ‘Chinese’ woman, a big rubber octopus, and logic in general in Tarkan vs. the Vikings. The end of the month hasn’t technically occurred yet, and my roundtable piece is up. I’m legal!
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Comments
Comment from Ken Begg
Time: February 29, 2008, 1:58 pm
EtF: Your comment made me cry with delight. Some day we will have the computer technology to replace Toro with the Burger King, which will made the movie, by my calculations, fully 4% goofier.
Comment from lyzard
Time: February 29, 2008, 3:42 pm
I’m having a Carl Fink moment!!
In English - as opposed to American - “defence” is spelled “defence”, not “defense”; so depending upon the nationality of your subtitler, that, at least, is probably not a mistake.
I shall now return to cooing over the “wolves”.
Comment from JessicaR
Time: March 1, 2008, 3:36 am
I adore the octopus, it has Hello Kitty eyes!
Comment from lyzard
Time: March 9, 2008, 4:06 pm
Comment from Elizabeth the Ferret
Time: February 29, 2008, 1:53 pm
Okay, every time you had a screen cap of Toro, I kept imagining The Burger King in his place, which led to fits of demented giggling that made my pets look at me funny and back away. I think it’s the mustache, and the fact that he doesn’t look quite real, somehow.