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If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be Kilink, baby!

13 February, 2008 (18:17) | New Reviews

Well, I can hardly let Lyz be the only B-Master to chime in on the “Ottoman Empire Strikes Back” round table!

KILINK STRIP AND KILL
We soon learn that Kilink has to attend a conference in New York, and I was instantly chilled by the thought of Kilink checking his Blackberry obsessively while sitting in a board room where Killing was explaining the robust, enterprise-wide solution that would shift the paradigm of the entire “grown men dressed up as skeletons” corporation. That said, I also started thinking about how much cooler my own conferences and meetings would be if I or someone started showing up to them wearing a black body stocking with bones painted on it.

Keith Allison is the ruthless overlord of Teleport City.

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Comment from John Doe
Time: February 14, 2008, 7:46 pm

Great review. The only thing missing is the screen caps. I’m suffering from “hot turkish girl in bikini” deprivation.

Comment from KeithA
Time: February 17, 2008, 11:16 pm

Ahh, then you should enjoy the bit of updating I did to the review tonight.

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