I Know Who Bored and Irritated the Hell Out of Me…
Jabootu contributor Chris Magyar jumps on a cinematic bomb and has the (head and stomach) aches to prove it. From the way he tells it, Lindsey Lohan’s already infamous I Know Who Killed Me certainly knows how to leave a viewer, not to mention every other damn thing, blue. We can only await with fervor the inevitable sequels, I Still Know Who Killed Me and I’ll Always Know Who Killed Me.
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Comments
Comment from kbegg
Time: February 12, 2008, 8:37 pm
That was, of course, for you, my dear.
Comment from JessicaR
Time: February 12, 2008, 10:10 pm
If it wasn’t for the torture porn I’d have to seek this one out. As one of my favorite species of bad movie is the dumb, trashy movie that thinks it’s an Art Film. Thank goodness there’s the films of Guy Richie.
Comment from lyzard
Time: February 13, 2008, 3:58 pm
Of course, some of us are still waiting for At One Stage I Had a Reasonable Idea Of What was Going On Back Then, But Then The Meds Kicked In.
Comment from Sandoz
Time: February 13, 2008, 6:16 pm
Yeah, I saw it in theaters thinking it would be just a dumb, “artsy” thriller, and the mutilation scenes were a real nasty surprise. Even the silly Luke Skywalker arm wasn’t enough to make up for it.
Comment from KeithA
Time: February 14, 2008, 3:58 pm
The FBI and local police forces should hold free classes for screenwriters on the most basic investigative procedures. Next door could be the class that teaches you that shooting someone with a pistol doesn’t cause them to fly like forty feet back (John Woo would be a guest speaker).
Comment from lyzard
Time: February 12, 2008, 7:39 pm
Don’t tease me like that. It’s cruel.