It’s almost too easy to say “it sucks,” but…
Teenage Space Vampires (1998) could have been great camp fun. Instead it’s a nonsensical Rube-Goldbergian plot fleshed out with dubbed Romanian supporting actors, showing almost none of the paranoia that an “aliens are taking over your neighbors” story should contain.

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