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Hitchhiker gets thumbs down…

5 February, 2008 (07:57) | New Reviews

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An even lamer episode than usual, and hence an even lamer review than usual.  Hey, you can’t make bricks out of mud.  Still and all, prepare for a 21 gun salute to mediocrity as we endure A Time for Rifles.

Ken Begg is the proprietor of Jabootu: The Bad Movie Dimension.

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Comment from Nathan Shumate
Time: February 5, 2008, 9:25 pm

Sure you can make bricks out of mud. That’s what half of Mesopotamia was made out of, you know. Mud bricks.

Comment from El Santo
Time: February 5, 2008, 9:52 pm

And if you live in a sufficiently dry climate, you don’t even have to bake them. (That, incidentally, is why burning Persepolis was the nicest thing Alexander the Great could have done for future archaeologists of the Middle East. The intense heat rendered all the stuff made out of mud brick and unfired clay vastly more resistant to the ravages of time than it would have been on its own, making the city’s ruins one of the best-preserved ancient sites in all of Iran.)

Comment from John Doe
Time: February 5, 2008, 10:24 pm

Gotta have straw though don’t ya? Wasn’t the quote something about making bricks with mud and no straw?

Comment from lyzard
Time: February 5, 2008, 11:05 pm

Sounds to me like the characters [sic.] have been taking romantic advice from Barney Gumble: “….and I made sweet love to your pool table….which I then be-fouled….

Comment from Ken Begg
Time: February 6, 2008, 6:54 am

But are they giant shrew-proof? Are they?!

Because that’s the standard I strive for.

Comment from Nathan Shumate
Time: February 6, 2008, 9:30 am

Sure, if you then apply aluminum siding. Which, of course, you were going to do anyway.

Comment from Nathan Shumate
Time: February 10, 2008, 4:57 pm

John Doe,

Your comments get caught in our spam filter more than all other users’ combined. I can only assume it’s your chosen username that’s triggering some automated suspicion.

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