Son of Search Terms
A while back, I posted some of my favorite search terms that lead people to Teleport City. Well, my next installment is here (not posted here because it’s kind of long and a bit blue in spots).
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Comment from lyzard
Time: December 5, 2007, 7:44 pm
Curiously enough, one of my earliest Teleport City memories is bringing the house down at work by reading exerpts from the Godzilla Vs Megalon review out loud. I don’t remember what lead me there in the first place, and although a part of me would like to say “Italian zombie movies!”, I think the answer to this question - as it is to so many of life’s questions - is probably “Godzilla”.
(”Teleport City…. I come for the guys in rubber monster suits, but I stay for the gut-munching.”)
Comment from lyzard
Time: December 5, 2007, 7:46 pm
>> girls dressed as elves naked
> Wait, how can anyone be dressed and naked?
I think it would depend on what elves actually look like naked.
>> genetically engineered sharks
So, these guys end up at your place instead of mine HOW??
Comment from HP
Time: December 5, 2007, 8:35 pm
Many, many years ago I watched “The Interns” (1964) on late-night TV, and Telly Savalas just had the usual male-pattern-baldness thing going on, with fringe on the back and sides. He looked like a bad-ass Mel Cooley. (It’s all I remember about the film. Well, that and being so bored I was watching a freaking soap opera.) So he must’ve started shaving his head sometime after that. Did he shave his head for “Ghengis Khan,” maybe? I just watched “Lisa and the Devil,” and apparently that movie was the first time he appeared on-screen with his trademark lollipop. But he was already cleanheaded by then.
Also, you want the American “General” model (scroll down).
Comment from KeithA
Time: December 6, 2007, 10:14 am
And this is why I love the readers and posters here. Who else takes the time to track down such wonderful items?
Comment from El Santo
Time: December 6, 2007, 10:17 am
“women in wetsuit fetishes
I’m putting this one in again because I want to stress it. And if the wetsuit is half unzipped and she has a speargun…hot damn!”
You thought the video box art for The Legend of Billie Jean was just about the hottest thing you’d ever seen back in 1986, didn’ t you? It’s alright– so did I. (Well, that or the box art for Hell Train– but that was fishnets and we were supposed to be talking about wetsuits…)
Comment from KeithA
Time: December 6, 2007, 1:17 pm
Billie Jean combined wetsuit with short cropped bleach blonde hair…yeah, pretty much. If I could get the woman from High Tension in the same, that would be the total package, as she also fulfills my need for well-defined biceps.
Comment from supersonic
Time: December 8, 2007, 3:07 pm
Some search phrases that have led people to my site:
“the crooked penis page”
“Why don’t you get a fucking job”
“used tissue nudity celebrity”
“young women and advertising and shaving gel”
“totally nude yoga & tai chi”
“reasons not to come on your period”
“do nostrils get bigger after cancer”
“frnt”
Comment from Blake Matthews
Time: December 5, 2007, 5:44 pm
Wow, people actually write these things? I found Teleport City simply by looking for a fresh perspective on Godzilla vs. Megalon.