Boobs and Foliage
DIAMONDS OF KILIMANDJARO
If you are going to like Diamonds of Kilimandjaro, you are going to have to really like two things: naked women and random shots of jungle foliage, because that’s about all this movie is comprised of. In fact, they should have just titled it Boobs and Foliage, because it’s not like I wouldn’t watch a movie called Boobs and Foliage. In fact, I’d probably be more likely to watch Boobs and Foliage than something called Diamonds of Kilimandjaro.
Oh yeah — though a Jess Franco directed naked jungle girl adventure movie reviewed by me should make this self-evident, the review is not exactly safe viewing for work.
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Comments
Comment from KeithA
Time: November 29, 2007, 10:09 pm
There’s actually a scene where she is trying to swing on a vine and you get a couple seconds of her twirling around on it like a kid whose lost control of something on the playground. It’s pretty high quality stuff.
Comment from drfreex
Time: December 4, 2007, 8:45 am
Keith, you are the only person on Earth who can make me want to watch a Jess Franco movie. That is an awesome power, and hopefully you will use it for good, not evil.
Comment from KeithA
Time: December 4, 2007, 11:11 am
Is there a good way to use the power to make people want to watch Jess Franco films?
Comment from Blake Matthews
Time: December 4, 2007, 11:52 am
“Is there a good way to use the power to make people want to watch Jess Franco films?”
What are the physical/mental side-effects of someone watching a Jess Franco film? That should give you some idea as to how to use it.
Comment from KeithA
Time: December 4, 2007, 3:47 pm
I think the effect is that it makes you stare blankly ahead as the camera zooms in and out on you really fast and crazy music plays while grotesque looking hallucinations laugh at you.
Comment from John Doe
Time: November 29, 2007, 7:16 pm
love the screen cap. I can just hear the director yelling “cut” followed closely by the “splat” of nearly nude buttocks smacking the ground.