Jabootu hitches another ride…
…with the old Thumb-Buster of Terror. This is the one where a sleazy male has illicit sex with one or more women and pays a horrible price. It’s time to go to the tape and get the facts about one particularly bad Videodate.
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Comment from Ken Begg
Time: November 12, 2007, 8:19 am
Is that what it’s about?! I’ll have to dig that out.
(I really need to win the lottery, or I won’t get to one hundreth of all the stuff I’ve stocked away.)
Comment from lyzard
Time: November 12, 2007, 1:04 pm
“….(I really need to win the lottery, or I won’t get to one hundreth of all the stuff I’ve stocked away.)…”
Oh, hell, yeah; I buy, and I buy, and I buy…..
Return To Eden has a dowdy heiress being married for her money and apparently murdered - she gets her face bitten off by a crocodile - and then coming back surgically enhanced to take revenge. It was one of the highlights of my teen years, but at this distance I couldn’t say whether it was truly Jabootu-worthy.
Comment from Ken Begg
Time: November 12, 2007, 1:06 pm
I guess the real question will be one of tone. I assume it’s campy on purpose?
Comment from Zack Handlen
Time: November 12, 2007, 1:12 pm
“Why, that’s not something a sensitive writer would do!”
Just to step in here for a moment to say, that line made my day. Thanks, Ken.
Comment from lyzard
Time: November 12, 2007, 3:06 pm
“….I guess the real question will be one of tone. I assume it’s campy on purpose?…”
Well, that’s the issue, and I have a nasty suspicion the answer is yes - I think I remember it being treated rather like our version of Dynasty - so it’s probably not as funny as if it were all done with a straight face. (Although it may nevertheless be awful.)
Comment from JessicaR.
Time: November 13, 2007, 12:00 am
Oh sweet YouTube comes through again, here are some Return to Eden clips. Wow. This plays like a pitch perfect parody of prime time soaps but I do think they’re being dead serious about it, which makes it Art.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcftbGfFLFE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzZsI79jghI
Comment from lyzard
Time: November 13, 2007, 4:02 am
I dunno…. I still think it was intentional. Maybe they just did it better than I’m remembering.

Comment from lyzard
Time: November 11, 2007, 9:32 pm
“….Barbara is a former victim of Jack’s, who had an ill-fated fling with him that resulted in her otherwise beloved husband killing himself. Since then, she’s been planning her revenge, even to the extent of getting plastic surgery to lure Jack back into her clutches….”
So, DID you ever get around to seeing Return To Eden??