Gentlemen, guard your meat.
I cannot say that Delta Delta Die! (2003) is the worst “cannibalism with sorority cheesecake” movie out there, because I know that there’s ALWAYS something worse, and I have no desire to accumulate the experience necessary to defend such a statement. But it ain’t good.
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Comments
Comment from Tom Meade
Time: November 9, 2007, 12:22 am
This review prompted me to have a dream in which a dolphin, in a fit of jealousy, accidentally turned a young girl into an out-of-control cannibal inflamed by self-love.
Comment from Matthew Fudge
Time: November 9, 2007, 4:34 am
Isn’t that a japanese cartoon?
Comment from Nathan Shumate
Time: November 9, 2007, 7:13 am
Right, Tom. Blame that on me. The prescription drugs had NOTHING to do with it.
Comment from KeithA
Time: November 9, 2007, 1:42 pm
It may be wrong, but I love Tiffany Shepis. Nice kid, and I think she could achieve better things.
Comment from Nathan Shumate
Time: November 9, 2007, 1:54 pm
It’s very possible; I wouldn’t know. I’ve seen her perform in a handful of films, but I’ve never seen her ACT, if you know what I mean.
Comment from Blake Matthews
Time: November 10, 2007, 4:43 am
This film reminds me of a Tales from the Crypt episode, where a sorority and fraternity go to a “haunted house”. Every time a frat boy goes in (on a dare) and gets to the top, the people at the bottom here a scream and a chainsaw. At the end, the main boy discovers that the sorority girls are doing some good hack n’ slashing and finds him self at the receiving end of the chainsaw, and his head rolls downstairs for the other frat boys to see.
Comment from John Doe
Time: November 8, 2007, 7:33 pm
First!
Ahhaahahaaa ehh hack huough wheow
You’re right Nathan, if you can’t get some horror out of a premise like this, then you’re sleepsitting in the directors chair
Good review