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For no reason, here’s Mazovia

2 November, 2007 (21:41) | Movies in General

MazoviaActually, my reason is, I wanted to see if I could get the hang of this picture posting business. As for using Mazovia, well, that’s kind of a present for Keith Allison. He knows why.

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Comment from Nathan Shumate
Time: November 2, 2007, 10:01 pm

He feels pretteeee, so so pretteeee…

Comment from Tom Meade
Time: November 3, 2007, 12:11 am

I keep wanting to pronounce it “mattzovia” but that probably isn’t right.

Comment from JessicaR.
Time: November 3, 2007, 2:31 am

Mozzarella could be a little more careful in his eyeliner application, he might be trying for mysterious easterner but looks more girl’s first time at a rockabilly show.

Comment from El Santo
Time: November 3, 2007, 10:29 am

“mysterious Easterner”
My impression was that he was supposed to be Hungarian.

Comment from Nathan Shumate
Time: November 3, 2007, 12:38 pm

Hungary counts, if you’re French.

Comment from KeithA
Time: November 3, 2007, 6:33 pm

In the future, I shall look back on this day and say yes. Yes, that was a good a day.

A DELICIOUSLY EEE-VILLE GOOD DAY!!!

Comment from Blake Matthews
Time: November 5, 2007, 6:37 pm

So it seems that we’ll just stay kind of quiet until the next review is posted…….:)

Comment from lyzard
Time: November 5, 2007, 8:18 pm

Hmph! Obviously, we’ve spoiled you!

Comment from Blake Matthews
Time: November 6, 2007, 4:23 am

Yeah, you did. But if I knew I could go off on tangents on past threads without incurring any wrath, I wouldn’t stay quiet (I don’t know what my rights and privileges are as a guest). :)

Comment from Blake Matthews
Time: November 6, 2007, 11:27 am

Don’t worry, in spite of being spoiled, I’ve stuck with you guys for years now. Never gave up on any of you, even during Keith’s “Elvis Was a Chopper Pilot” days.

Comment from KeithA
Time: November 6, 2007, 1:26 pm

You best watch yourself, lad, because sometimes I look over at my DVDs of Fun in Acapulco and Harum Scarum and think to myself, “Yeah…maybe…”

Comment from KeithA
Time: November 6, 2007, 1:31 pm

Although what I have on tap for this week includes, among other things, THIS:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NhATezul0mA

Comment from Braineater
Time: November 6, 2007, 2:32 pm

Wow, Keith: five minutes of pure magic. Dare we hope… there’s more than this?

I love how they desert the old man just long enough for him to get clobbered by the boulder. “I’m proud of you, boys!” THWAP!

Comment from KeithA
Time: November 6, 2007, 3:16 pm

Oh there’s more…so much more. Black Kobra…General Ursus…and yes, even Bruce Le!

Comment from Blake Matthews
Time: November 6, 2007, 5:56 pm

I was speaking more about the long lull in between the “Elvis was a Chopper Pilot” and the subsequent site revamp.

Kung Fu Suck-sation Bruce Le? I can’t wait!

Comment from John Doe
Time: November 8, 2007, 7:48 pm

And yes, I have felt spoiled the last few weeks when it seemed like there was a new review every other day. Now that things are back to normal I’m going through “riff withdrawal”. I just wish I was clever enough to do recaps like you guys . . . coz then I wouldn’t need you

king of the world ma

king of the world

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