Has anyone seen my other sock?
Oh, wait, here it is. Never mind.
Ken Begg is the proprietor of Jabootu: The Bad Movie Dimension.Comments
Comment from Ken Begg
Time: October 5, 2007, 7:42 am
CRAP!!
Comment from Blake Matthews
Time: October 5, 2007, 8:15 am
ha ha ha ha HA ha!
Comment from Ken Begg
Time: October 5, 2007, 8:28 am
You sir, will lose someday lose a sock too, and may your mockery be repayed seven-fold!
Anyway, I think I found it, and…CRAP! It’s a different sock! Where’s the mate to this one now?!
@(*$&@~#*&!!
Comment from Blake Matthews
Time: October 5, 2007, 8:52 am
HA! I don’t lose socks…I simply wear large holes into them, rendering them unusable, except to protect my feet from the cold during the winter months.
Comment from Nathan
Time: October 5, 2007, 10:36 am
And I really don’t think “New Reviews” is the proper category for this one…
Comment from Ken Begg
Time: October 5, 2007, 10:43 am
I know, I tried “Hoopla” (the closest thing to a non-specific catagory), but it went awry somehow.
I may have been distracted what with the, you know, sock-hunting.
Comment from Nathan Shumate
Time: October 5, 2007, 11:32 am
There. Corrected.
Comment from Ken Begg
Time: October 5, 2007, 12:18 pm
Ahhhh, perfect.
Seriously, though, can’t somebody find my other $@(*&~#@ sock?
Comment from El Santo
Time: October 5, 2007, 1:39 pm
Um… Is anyone else as confused by the purpose of this post as I am?
Comment from Blake Matthews
Time: October 5, 2007, 1:45 pm
Just go along with Ken’s sense of whimsy…that’s what I’m doing.
Comment from Braineater
Time: October 5, 2007, 1:50 pm
Single socks usually crawl under a couch cushion to die. Pressure from people sitting on them causes them to harden into quarters. Quarters then decompose into two dimes… then into three nickels… then into four pennies. Finally they fall apart and become dust-bunnies.
This is why I never clean the living room. My wife calls it poor housekeeping. I call it respect for the deceased.
Comment from Ken Begg
Time: October 5, 2007, 2:00 pm
Finally, somebody who has something *useful* to say on the matter. Thanks, BE.
Comment from John Doe
Time: October 5, 2007, 6:42 pm
you could always ask Sherlock Holmes. http://www.webcomicsnation.com/justinpie/wonderella/series.php?view=archive&chapter=22202
Comment from Matthew Fudge
Time: October 7, 2007, 10:56 am
I’ve got it.
Comment from Ken Begg
Time: October 7, 2007, 3:16 pm
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Comment from Blake Matthews
Time: October 7, 2007, 3:32 pm
Should’ve known better than to trust an Englishman. They’re crookeder than barrel full of snakes. (a kewpie doll to whoever can tell me what film that last one came from) 
Comment from Matthew Fudge
Time: October 8, 2007, 3:13 am
I’ve got to say that the bids on Ebay arent exactly piling up.
Comment from Nathan Shumate
Time: October 4, 2007, 7:22 pm
No, that’s the first one again that you set down to look for the second one. The second one’s still missing.