Comments on: I win! I win!

By: John Doe

John Doe — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:28:37 +0000

Well, yeah basically having her face slammed into a pool of liquid nitrogen would probably just blind her and cause her to have horrible burns across her face, in her nasal cavities, mouth and throat, but then reality sucks doesn’t it. Much better to have your head smashed into tiny pieces like a rose.

By: lyzard

lyzard — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 02:00:12 +0000

“….None of the viewers take it seriously anymore, why should the producers/directors/writers/actors?….”

Well, I would if they gave me the chance. Honest. (Also, it doesn’t help to know what liquid nitrogen can and can’t do.)

But yeah, the fact that three of the four most annoying characters are offed in short order is one of Jason X’s positives.

By: John Doe

John Doe — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:56:35 +0000

I thought Jason X was one of the brightest lights in the Ft13th ouvre. None of the viewers take it seriously anymore, why should the producers/directors/writers/actors? I felt that the liquid nitrogen and auger bit kills were extremely creative. As an added bonus the annoying comedy relief gets killed three times.

By: The Rev. D.D.

The Rev. D.D. — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 15:07:48 +0000

Is it really sad that, upon seeing I’d gotten an actual response from you, I let out a squeal that was no doubt similar to the one you claim to have emitted upon seeing Brucette thrust out her jaws for the first time?

Anyway, you’re quite welcome; you definitely deserve accolades for your work. I do believe you on the losing a friend thing, saying as you did that you’d gotten nostalgic for Crystal Lake. Not sure if I would feel the same, but then, I’ve not inflicted Jason in Space upon my psyche either…

By: Liz Kingsley

Liz Kingsley — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:38:58 +0000

Thanks again, Rev! (This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship….) Yes, it’s been a strange journey, all right – and I believe it or not, I do feel a little as though I’ve lost a friend. I certainly will be getting around to the NOES films, but as it happens, there are plans in the works for FvsJ to jump the queue. Stay tuned….

By: The Rev. D.D.

The Rev. D.D. — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:32:10 +0000

I’m thrilled to see another chapter in the FtT-reviewing saga…but I’m a bit down, because I know it’s the last one. I’ve really enjoyed that particular string of reviews; I think some of your best writing’s been involved, despite the presence of some of the worst movies. Truly a bittersweet moment.
Hopefully you’ll inflict the Nightmare on Elm Street films on yourself, and then we can enjoy your eventual smacking around of Freddy vs. Jason.